The Best Squishables Shark

Shrimp Sushi breaks all the rules! For one thing, it’s not raw! For another, it’s technically not even a fish! Yet those aren’t the only subversive facts about this delectable tidbit. For example, did you know that he once secretly rearranged all the books in his local library in spine color order? Everyone thought it was crazy until someone strolled through the door asking for “a good beach read in cerulean.” Who’s pointlessly random now, Dewey Decimal System?

Dear pizza, when I celebrated My sixth birthday, You were there. Mostly smeared on my shirt, but you were there. When I was 19 and suffered through My first breakup, you were there, a hot and fresh solace. Then a lukewarm solace. Then a cold solace. But solace all the same. When I was 23 and working two jobs, you were there, in the passenger seat of My car, quick and cheesy sustenance between gigs. When I got married, you were not there. But you did buy some hand towels off the gift Registry. I still use them. Thanks! Now that I am officially an old, I’ve been told to see you less often. They don’t know what they’re talking about, pizza, because now that you’re in squishy form, you can remain by My side forever, without the oil stains! 16 squishy inches of a constant In life. All new polyester fiber, ages 3 and up only!

Would you like to be a cat? Would you like to eat a cat? If you answered yes to either of those questions, then allow me to introduce this Kitty in a Shark disguise! Two great carnivores, one adorable little ball of fuzz. Whether your sharp teeth routinely sink into a giant Squid or a ball of yarn, he’s got you covered! 7 squishy inches of Kitty agent with a completely removable 7″ Shark disguise! All new polyester fiber, ages 3 and up!

Welcome to the luau! Have some Kalua pigs, taro leaves, and pineapples! Oh wait, not that pineapple!! Because it’s a Kitty! In a pineapple! Shhh don’t blow its cover! Nothing to see here, just another tropical fruit, with ears, hiding among the side dishes. Totally normal! But not edible. Care to Hula instead?

The cat was worshiped in Ancient Egyption religion! The Dragon was revered in ancient Chinese folklore! If you could squish these two cultural creatures into one, how historically legendary would it be? Very! 7 squishy inches of Kitty agent with a completely removable 7″ Dragon disguise! All new polyester fiber, ages 3 and up!

“Be yourself! Unless you can be a unicorn, in which case, be a unicorn! ” So says the often-quoted phrase. But what if you could be both? This little Corgi is a small stubby-legged dog with a fluffy butt, and he’s a Unicorn (who is also stubby-legged with a fluffy butt! ). He’s being himself! And also being a Unicorn! And those are both great things to be! 7 squishy inches of Corgi agent with a completely removable 7″ Unicorn disguise! All new polyester fiber, ages 3 and up!

Did you know the Calico Cat is an ancient nautical protector, accompanying sailors on vast ocean voyages? Truth! They’re supposed to chase away storm clouds and ghosts…which doesn’t explain why we still have both of those things at Squishable HQ. Maybe our Calico Cat actually draws them in? Hmmm, she’s certainly able to summon lots of hugs and snuggles, seems plausible! Indeed!

There are benefits to living in a colder climate. Way less bugs, for starters! No more sunburns! But perhaps most of all, no more drippy ice cream cones. That’s why Penguins have it pretty sweet. They can get those two scoops of rocky-road and hit the town, confident that they won’t have a soggy cone and sticky hands anytime soon! And for those Penguins at home, putting up their feet after a long day at the office, there’s no need for that long walk to the fridge for a bowl of sherbet. They can keep the pint right next to their favorite chair, ready to dig into while they’re watching a reboot streaming season of their favorite 90’s show! So embrace the good life, like this Squishable Penguin and his Ice Cream!

What’s your favorite spectral phenomenon? It’s so hard to decide! Red-shifting? The way the grass always looks greener on the other side? The glorious reflection of light within water droplets spectral known as a rainbow? Yeah, it’s going to be that one. This Mini version of our 15″ Rainbow is about as cute and lovable as photo physics will allow!

What makes a Pretzel different than its other breaded bretheren? Its flexibility! Ever tried bending a baguette? Nothing but crumbs! But the pretzel can form its twisty shape effortlessly! Those yoga classes are really paying off! But what’s the origin of the pretzel’s iconic pose? Some say the shape is of religious significance, while another theory is that the shape allowed pretzels to be better stacked. Perhaps that particular shape simply tastes better when dipped in cheese? No matter the origin, the result is a perfectly pliable patisserre that’s equally at home at a fancy beer haus or a baseball game!